I fought the law and the law...screwed me.

Some enlightening information.
Did you know it was called jay walking and not gay walking? This is a lot less offensive.
Also, the term is armed robbery not alarmed robbery. It seemed weird that you would only get in trouble for steeling stuff if you set off an alarm, but I still think it leaves too much wiggle room for some crooks. For example ninjas. They could rob someone by just kicking them and never using their arms. Loop hole.
As if we need more proof that men are more important, there is only a law against manslaughter not womanslaughter.

How much different would the world be if the first pervert ever caught was named Bill instead of Tom? Peeping Bill just doesn’t have the same ring to it.