Let me tell you why Wendy's is awesome. It is the $0.99 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger. Now let me tell you why Wendy's is the most magical place on earth.
It happened just a few days ago on a very snowy Chicago winter day. No, really I am not saying this just for dramatic effect, it was really coming down. It has little to do with why Wendy's is spectacular, I just think it helps set the stage for the amount of awesomeness that was about to happen. As I was pondering what would accompany my Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger I noticed that you could order a half salad which then came with several options of sides. It seemed like a pretty reasonable idea. Bottle of water, small soda, French fries, frosty, double cheeseburger...wait what? Are you telling me I can order a small salad and get a side of double cheeseburger? Dave Thomas, I know you can hear me. Offering a double cheeseburger as a 'side' is genius. You tease me from the grave, you burger billionaire.
It happened just a few days ago on a very snowy Chicago winter day. No, really I am not saying this just for dramatic effect, it was really coming down. It has little to do with why Wendy's is spectacular, I just think it helps set the stage for the amount of awesomeness that was about to happen. As I was pondering what would accompany my Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger I noticed that you could order a half salad which then came with several options of sides. It seemed like a pretty reasonable idea. Bottle of water, small soda, French fries, frosty, double cheeseburger...wait what? Are you telling me I can order a small salad and get a side of double cheeseburger? Dave Thomas, I know you can hear me. Offering a double cheeseburger as a 'side' is genius. You tease me from the grave, you burger billionaire.
No mention of college Wendy's trips, Russell doubling up with a 5 piece post burrito, or buying Dave a meal the day he died and leaving it for him...I must not understand blogging.
ReplyDeleteWendy died the day Dave did, I'm afraid. Though the "jr bacon chee" and a small frosty remain a fat man's go-to snack, I've lost faith in the rest of the lineup. RIP Dave.
ReplyDeleteIf you could "like" comments on here, I would "like" Robin's :)
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