Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Welcome All Weirdos!

I love craigslist, but not just because I have found it terribly helpful in my pursuit of purchasing cheap goods, or finding gainful employment. In fact it has never helped me with any of that, in fact I find the site to be quite horrible for all of those things. (hence sitting at home right now and not working) But I still love craigslist because you can be the freakiest nasty whack job out there and as long as you put a little black square over your eyes as you take a picture of yourself in the mirror, butt ass naked, with a boa constrictor around your neck while a clown makes pancakes in the background…it’s all good. All of these nay sayers claim craigslist is nothing but a forum for prostitution, no shit, where have you been for the past 10 years?


For God’s sake there is a section for men who used to be women looking for women who used to be a man, that is amazing! You want to find someone that likes wearing shirts as pants and socks for hats…they are on there.

You know it is hard enough for an average male in his mid 20’s to find a normal chick to fall in love with, and there are thousands of options out there. So I say; carry on craigslist. Help the freaks of the world find each other, the lonely dungeons and dragons middle aged men pay for the occasional date, and for soccer moms to find a few nice women to start a Harry Potter book club (then get freaky with a jar of mayo and a hot glue gun).

1 comment:

  1. Agreed! Craigslist has been so good to me in MANY ways!

    Wait...not the ways you wrote about, but many 'other' ways. :)

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