There is an ad on the radio station right now for the best new year’s resolution…get a vasectomy. “It was the best new year’s resolution I have ever made.” What? The commercial goes on to tell me how I can get in and out in just over an hour and head back to work afterward with no pain.
First, even if the procedure is not too painful, I don’t think I am headed back to work. “Hey Adam, how was your lunch?” “Great! I had the flow of sperm cut off from my genital so I can no longer procreate. What time is that staff meeting?” I don’t think so, I would be headed home to watch the Lord of the Rings marathon to try and block out the fact that I just had a tube up my ding dong.
Second, is your new year’s resolution really to get a vasectomy or is it to stop getting hookers pregnant? I think the snip snip is a means to an end so that the world no longer has to see your ugly children running around the playground without any pants on. I get that this is the best way to prevent knocking someone up, but I can think of much better resolutions than this.
Happy New Year
