Showing posts with label Jerk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jerk. Show all posts

Monday, February 13, 2012

I'm the jerk

You know that guy that comes up to you at the gas station and says ‘hey, I was hoping you could help me out our car broke down’? The story continues something about kids and needing a few dollars to get back home. Well ‘that guy’ found me in CVS, too bad for him I was in a shit mood.
Man – Hey man can you help me out? My wife is in the car and our tire blew out.
Me – Oh no that’s horrible, aren’t tires the worst!? I would love to help, what is your wife’s name?
Man – uh, Sara.
Me – I’ll tell you what, let me check out so I can get some cash back so I can help you guys. I am actually about to get a drink too, so I will grab you a couple of sodas and maybe a snack for your drive home. So just go wait outside and I will be there in a second.
Man – Screw you jerk.
Me – Ain’t that the truth.
Now I know you are thinking there is a chance that their car was actually broken down, but have no fear I saw them drive off in a brand new Honda Civic not moments later. I waved. He gave me the bird.